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It’s a lie, but it’s fun.  –  unnamed Seattle cop

Regular readers know that I am fond of unusual song covers; this one, provided by Jesse Walker, is Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” with all the instruments replaced by various sounds made with a spring doorstop.  The links above it were contributed by Rick Horowitz, Franklin Harris, Zuri Davis, Phoenix Calida, Cop Crisis, Popehat, and Kevin Wilson, in that order.

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Kelso…apprehended the open facial area of her…head. – “Officer” John Wolf

The big news this week was the death of Neil Peart, drummer and lyricist for Rush.  It wasn’t easy to pick a video to commemorate him, but I decided on this one not only for its unusually wise view of immortality, but also because it displays both Peart’s skill as a lyricist (inspired by Coleridge, for goodness’ sake), but also his ability as a percussionist.  The links above it were contributed by Anarras Ansible, Sydney Brownstone, Amy Alkon, Mike Siegel, Cop Crisis, Walter Olson, and Cop Crisis again, in that order.

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You don’t make the rules out here, we do.  –  “Officer” Ethan Newberg

Sadly, there aren’t many holiday videos any more, but this one from Mike Siegel, in which Pachelbel’s Canon is played with Polish train horns, is pretty festive.  Mike also provided “deep”, and the rest of the links above the video are from Ricardo  Cortés (“apples”); Cop Crisis (“serving” and “standing”); Maura Alwyen (“physics”); Radley Balko (“trained”); and Dave Krueger (“time”).

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I can’t breathe.  –  David Glen Ward

The name of Caroll Spinney, who died earlier this month, may not be familiar, but I’m sure you’ll know the names of two characters he played for almost half a century:  Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch.  So I can’t think of a better way to observe Christmas and honor Spinney than to feature this video of Oscar sharing his feelings about the holiday.  The links above it were provided by Mama Tush (“faking” & “strangles”); Radley Balko (“explain”); Anarras Ansible (“treatment”); Mike Siegel (“Kampala”); and Cop Crisis (“execution” & “umbrella”).

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You still might get paid.  –  another Bridezilla

My friend Mark Draughn suggested that sex workers might find this video useful to send to annoying people online, and I can’t say I disagree.  The links above it were provided by Anarras Ansible, Franklin Harris, Mike Siegel, Cop Crisis (x2), Mark Bennett, and Radley Balko, in that order.

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He picked the wrong house to break into.  –  Willie Murphy

Most “Southern” humor isn’t that funny, but I’ve found “It’s a Southern Thing” often has amusing videos, and I especially liked this one.  The links above it were provided by Scott Greenfield, Cop Crisis, Brooke Magnanti, Mama Tush, Mark Kowal, Franklin Harris, and Grace, in that order; “Florida man” was also provided by Scott.

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Stupid little children!  –  “Officer” Harry Reid

Want me to watch your commercials?  Put as much class and creativity into them as Banco Sabadell put into this one (discovered by Grace); you don’t strictly need to include Beethoven, but it wouldn’t hurt.  The links above it were provided by Eric Sprankle (“kitty”), Mark Bennett (“Jesus”), Cop Crisis (“bullies”, “feed” and “mayor”), Walter Olson (“sirree”), and Mike Siegel (“adoption”).

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