No matter how many times I explain it, police-state defenders keep popping up in my timeline to defend prohibition, cops and state violence. So I thought that perhaps my language was too complex for them; however, I have trouble with simple language, so I decided to enlist the help of the late, great Theodore Geisel to rephrase my feelings on the matter.
Cops are glam
I’m a fan!
Police-state fans!
Police-state fans!
I do not like police-state fans!
Don’t you like the smell of ham?
I do not like it, Fan-I-am.
I do not like those thugs of ham.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like police-state fans.
I do not like them, Fan-I-am.
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like police-state fans!
I do not like them, Fan-I-am.
Would you like them in a box?
Would you like them with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like police-state fans.
I do not like them, Fan-I-am.
Would you? Could you? In their car?
Lick their nice boots! Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like police-state fans.
I do not like them, Fan-I-am.
A camp-bound train!
A camp-bound train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not in a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Fan! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like police-state fans.
I do not like them, Fan-I-am.
Say! In the dark?
In a cell so dark?
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Fan, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like men made of ham?
I do not like them, Fan-I-am.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I do not like them in the rain.
I do not like them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
I do not like police-state fans!
I do not like them, Fan-I-am.
You do not like them. So you say.
But I will hound you anyway.
I will not respect your “nay”.
Fan! Since you won’t let me be,
I will mute you. You will see.
I do not like states, threats and ham!
I do not like their spineless fans!
I still avoid them in a boat.
I still avoid them with a goat…
And I still hate them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so bad, so bad, you see!
So I will mute them in a box.
And I will mute them with a fox.
And I will mute them in a house.
And I will mute them with a mouse.
And I will mute them here and there.
Yep, I will mute them anywhere!
I always mute police-state fans!
Fuck you! Fuck you, Fan-I-am!
Dear Ms Mcneill,
Considering the fact that Sesta\Fosta is law, I am assuming that is your emotional release to all the thoughts and feelings that have been building up in you over the past six weeks or so.
You assume incorrectly. I have been a passionate defender of individuality since my own individuality first emerged as a child, and a passionate foe of authoritarianism since at least puberty. Anyone who only realized that government is evil due to the passage of FOSTA is deeply naive, deeply stupid or has been living under a rock for at least three decades.
There was a non-fatal police shooting of another black guy a month or two back. But what got me from the video was why was this white cop hassling a black guy for a trivial reason in his own front yard in his own neighborhood? Say what you want about ghetto culture but black people have laxer standards and having white cops enforce the alien white middle class morality in black neighborhoods is little more than an occupational force just like in some invaded country. When in Rome do as the Romans do, don’t enforce Salt Lake City morality upon the Sybaris.