Comments on: April Q & A http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/ Frank commentary from a retired call girl Sun, 19 May 2013 05:02:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: itsmiaescort http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-28186 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:09:48 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-28186 I think as a working girl in the industry that definitely depends on how you treat the girl, and it all starts with that phone call, give her everything she needs, trust me we won’t ask for impossible stuff and will respect your privacy, at least most of us, there is always the crazy ones like in every other profession.
But just follow her rules and you will e pleasantly pleased, that will make you a good client.

]]> By: Abi http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-12461 Thu, 08 Sep 2011 01:31:28 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-12461 Hello CSP Schofield.

As a working lass, the most irritating question I am asked (and unfortunately 90% of clients ask) is for unprotected sex.

Not going to happen and if you are a true gentleman and don’t make a fuss over wearing a condom then it is greatly appreciated.

The whining ‘oh I can’t feel anything, I hate condoms’ just makes me feel as though a) you’re a bit of a dickhead, b) my vagina is some kind of volumous cave that barely touches you or c)) you’re a bit of a dickhead.

Secondly, hand OFF heads. I’m performing oral on you, I know what I’m doing, please don’t push my head down. This isn’t porn and you really don’t want the contents of my lunch on your lap now do you?

Let your escort guide the flow of the foreplay, the amount of men that I see who gruffly kiss me, grope a breast then flip me over expecting me to be aroused to wetness is just ridiculous. I genuinely enjoy most clients and if you let me warm things up properly it can be much more fun.

That is all I can think of thus far. xxA

]]> By: The State of Online Whoredom « Bad Brandy http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-7262 Thu, 05 May 2011 17:59:40 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-7262 [...] Sooooo…I was reading Momma Maggie’s April Q&A earlier this morning.  Read it.  [...]

]]> By: Maggie McNeill http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-7120 Mon, 02 May 2011 15:55:59 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-7120 Scorch, that’s going to vary by the lady AND by the experience. First question, generic answer: Most of us enjoy it on a purely physical level some of the time, and some of us enjoy it for other reasons (sympathy, affection, etc) with a few customers.

Second question, specific answer: My husband wanted to know when I did, so I truthfully told him; it never caused any trouble between us as far as I know.

]]> By: thehumanscorch http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-7103 Mon, 02 May 2011 06:56:00 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-7103 Question for the professional ladies:

1) Do you ever enjoy the sex? And if so, on what level?

2) If you do enjoy the sex, do you tell your significant other that?

]]> By: Harlow http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-7047 Sun, 01 May 2011 05:40:15 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-7047 In response to C.S.P. Schofield, I find that if a client follows similar guidelines to what they would use when dating any non-pro woman, they’re likely to get the most enjoyment of their time and money.

*Be well-groomed and clean; trim fingernails and shave (unless you already have a beard)
*Ask rather than demand–most people prefer requests to orders, and whores are no different
*Don’t overstay your welcome. If we’ve contracted for an hour, don’t wait until 50 minutes have passed to attempt a second round
*Do your best to be engaging and respectful.
*Lastly, NEVER grab the back of my head during fellatio and attempt to force it down. There is nothing more likely to get you a second-rate experience and a quick hustle out the door…

The fact that you’re taking the time to ask this question means you’re well on your way to becoming a stellar client :)

]]> By: Maggie McNeill http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-7042 Sat, 30 Apr 2011 22:33:23 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-7042 I invite the professional ladies who read this to respond now, and I’ll gather their answers – and mine – into an essay for next month’s Q & A. But in the meantime, you might be interested in my previous column on the subject. :-)

]]> By: C. S. P. Schofield http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-7041 Sat, 30 Apr 2011 22:24:43 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-7041 What kindnesses and courtesies will help make me a good client? After paying promptly and in full, of course.

]]> By: Gorbachev http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-7031 Sat, 30 Apr 2011 18:58:10 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-7031 Great initial starting quote.

]]> By: Sailor Barsoom http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/april-q-a/#comment-7029 Sat, 30 Apr 2011 16:17:08 +0000 http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/?p=3387#comment-7029 Seems reasonable enough. Something like “don’t go to a poverty-stricken country and hire a skinny, poorly-dressed twelve-year-old” I would expect we all know already.

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