So, after a pretty long and interesting post, in which you: brag about how well-preserved you are, manage to castigate the poor deluded male schlubs on Ashley Madison; and simultaneously brag on banging a “rock star” [do bona fide "rock stars" really need AM to get laid??? hmmmmm......] and condescendingly putting down same rock star, simply because he was being truthful with you [you were only there for the sex, darling!] and you couldn’t handle that reality; after all that and more, you finally disclose that your marital problems originate from the fact that you married a gentleman who regards having sex with another man’s anus as superior to your particular feminine charms….and were too clueless to realize you were marrying a gay man in the first place????

Yeah if you represent the highest standard of what a female “catch” is on AM then “caveat emptor” is fully applicable to any man considering using the site–if you could bottle that level of female crazy and sell it, you’d have a pretty nice side business.

Darling, it’s been a splendid night, I can’t wipe the smile of my face, especially when I think of my wife at home doing all the dishes and putting the kids to bed.

O and me to my sexy man! I got out of doing the dishes too, told my husband that I was going to Yoga classes. O it’s so funny… I can’t wipe the smile off my face. And thinking about yoga, that was such an interesting position you were doing to me, I must teach that to my husband sometime.

O gee I love Ashley Madison, without them how could I have come across you so easily, although there are sixteen million of us. And I would have had such a boring life cause you know what Ashley Madison says, “life is short, have an affair.” I like to say, life’s a rort, just don’t care. Lol.

Ha ha ha… and I say, ‘life’s a snort, be unfair.’ Shall we get back to it?

O… let’s do… I love Ashley Madison!

Yes and I love you too loving Ashley Madison.

Ashley Madison, leading you to the bedroom of creeps like you.

The site is not a fake. I had used AM off and on from 2005-06. Many of these men have too high of an opinion for themselves and had this odd expectation of how a better-than-average woman was going to jump through hoops to impress such a man, who claimed he was very selective and particular when it came to choice of sexual partners. My response, “Honey…beggars cannot be choosy.” A younger and beautiful woman who did not need discretion is not going to allow her body to be used by any jerk-off who sends a Key Request to see her photos or barely-typed messages but demands instant sexual access without even an interest other than a one-night stand. The reality is that most of the women seeking casual sex are unhappily or bored married women with a child or two at home and who averages at age 35. She is not going to be unmarred as life has taken its toll as with the fellows.

“Looking for sugar daddy” option is allowed on AM. Men, you are going to have to pay in one way or another for “the woman of your dreams.” Most of you are going to be better off to pay for an escort who has zero interest in changing your marital status because this is solely business to her. On AM, a man is more likely to meet a neurotic woman who can really ruin his day at home if he has not paid her enough attention…or he can come home with an STD. Try explain both of those. To the men complaining: It is like that old adage of Four dogs playing poker…you knew what you are and what others are when signing up for this site.