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Archive for October, 2010

Halloween

From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us! -  Scottish children’s prayer Halloween was always my favorite holiday, and only partly because it is my birthday.  Now, I have nothing against Christmas; in fact I love Christmas, and it runs such a close second [...]

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Deadbeats

If I want my time wasted, I’ll waste it myself. –  Mason Cooley One of the banes of an escort’s existence, second only to cops, is constituted by time wasters and deadbeats; the former are men who pretend to be interested in our services but never actually arrange anything, and the latter those who make [...]

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Why is it constantly necessary to do something to people? If we can’t do something for them, when are we going to learn to let them alone? Or must this incessant interference, this meddling, this mauling and manhandling, go on in the world forever and ever? -  Samuel Milton Jones, mayor of Toledo, Ohio c. [...]

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Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it. -  Mason Cooley Like most women, I don’t really care much for porn.  I have nothing against it in principle; I understand most guys like it and I consider neofeminist claims that all porn encourages violence against women to be [...]

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Fantasy mirrors desire. Imagination reshapes it. –  Mason Cooley As I discussed in my column about BDSM, it is easily as misunderstood and persecuted as sex work.  It is thus probably a really bad idea for a master to prostitute his slave, especially to strangers and especially if she is rather young and he is [...]

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“The time has come,” the Walrus said, “To talk of many things: Of shoes–and ships–and sealing-wax– Of cabbages–and kings– And why the sea is boiling hot– And whether pigs have wings.” -  Lewis Carroll, “The Walrus and the Carpenter” The following is a collection of short articles commenting on events and news stories from the [...]

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So she lays down beside me again My sweet painted lady, the one with no name Many have used her and many still do There’s a place in the world for a woman like you. -  Elton John, “Sweet Painted Lady” Since last month’s column on songs about prostitutes proved fairly popular and there are [...]

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I am not bound to please thee with my answers. -  William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice (IV,i) It’s time for me to answer reader questions again; keep ‘em coming, I’d like to make this a monthly feature!  This first one was imbedded in a long and fairly boring neofeminist diatribe: If being a prostitute [...]

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“It had the biggest head you ever saw, Christopher Robin. A great enormous thing, like — like nothing.  A huge big — well, like a — I don’t know — like an enormous big nothing.” -  A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh Poor Piglet had of course never seen a heffalump, in fact had never even heard of [...]

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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree. -  W. C. Fields I’ve mentioned Linda a number of times before, but I think I have enough to say about her to justify a full column.  I first met her at Pam’s agency, and when she heard I had left [...]

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